1. I rarely win giveaways. I've only won a few Goodreads giveaways (when I first joined, before they changed their formats)
2. I'm pretty sure there's a warrant out for me at the local Library (blushes...oops) So, I don't go to the library.
3. Very few authors want to send me books to review. Usually when I get something, it's an eBook. That's why I'm so excited today. See Exhibit A below.
Lenore Appelhans actually asked me if I wanted to review her book. Is it hot in here? I feel a bit faint. What makes this all so much better... the cover has neon orange in it. What?! Freakin Sweet. That's one of my FAVORITE colors.
I feel a bit verklempt.